NEWS FLASH!.

Here are the much anticipated, much awaited results.

Austria
You entered Albania from Trieste, and overtook Serbia from Budapest. Vienna encountered another attacking force from Mother Russia and therefore remains in Vienna.

England
You were successful. The mighty British navy took the North Sea, while your other Fleet held in London. The movement of your army from Liverpool to Yorkshire was routine, however a good percentage of your soldiers came down with diarrhea.

France
While your army enjoyed success in attacking Spain, it encountered a bitter German foe in the attempt on Burgundy, and now is sulking back in Paris. The French navy, formally in Brest now patrols the Mid Atlantic Ocean.

Germany
Berlin drove to Kiel, and the punishing attacks by the Fleet in Kiel on Denmark allowed a victory. However, the emboldened French repelled your attack on Burgundy, which means that your army remains in Munich

Italy
Your army in Venice held, mainly because cappuccino hour was followed by beer hour, and the commanders felt in would be best if the troops could just sleep off the hangovers that followed.
Rome marched to Apulia and the Fleet in Naples occupied the Ionian Sea.

Russia
Fleet in StPetersburg sailed to the Gulf of Bothnia to the sounds of Hail to the Chief, and a new brass band playing copious amounts of Folk music. The Army in Warsaw was repelled by the stench of the garlic eating Austrians and is now back in Warsaw pouring cologne into their nostrils. Moscow heard about the issue and raced into the Ukraine. The Fleet in Sevastopol bounded into the Black Sea, and then bounded back to the safe haven on Sevastopol because of the stench of Turkish cigars.

Turkey
You attempted to occupy the Black Sea, but singing Russians scared you and your Fleet now resides back in Ankara. The Army in Constantinople fled to Bulgaria because of the liver eating contest, while it is apparent Army in Smyrna is rushed in to take your place at Constantinople because thousands of naked ladies were congregating there.