Envoy from Diplomacy Central to the Nations of Europe.
It is with great sadness I announce the departure of Woodrowe Rumsfels. In an accumulation of slightly improper dealings has been terminated. He, by attempting to become an unauthorized mediator between countries acted improperly. Secondly, this fall he took it upon himself to alter the orders of one nation allowing something that wouldn't have worked. This unfortunately caused the deaths of 97 people. He has to accept responsibility for his actions. We at Diplomacy Central apologise.
In another controversy we uncovered that Mr Rumsfels was conducting an online auction. He was not using ebay, but a shonky and highly illegal home made auction house. We are also investigating the suspicious circumstances of the departure of the reputable Colonel Jorgen.
Thank you for your patience.
Diplomacy Central.
Austria--armies Trieste&Budapest
England--army Edinburgh
France--armies Paris&Marseilles
Germany--armies Munich&Kiel
Italy--fleet Naples
Russia fleet St Petersburg SC
Turkey fleet Smyrna
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Sunday, 15 April 2007
Fall 1901 Builds- apology.
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I have made a mistake, and would like to know where all of Englands units are.
fleet-london
fleet-northsea
army-norway
army-edinburgh
Mr.Rumsfes was doing illegal things. Don't you check your people out before you employ them. I never liked him anyways. Bit of a boor and he sounded like Donald Rumsfeld anyways. PSAM REALLY LIKE DONALD RUMSFELD!!!!!!
doesn't he?
Caboolture.
(yes i am still watching)
All's fair in love and war.
It appears that there is plenty of espionage and deceit occuring amongst the ranks. Germany is to scared to bend over lest Russia bites it's proverbial evil backside. Having already declared war on France it feels it is to weak to have a war on two fronts. Wise move adolf can you keep it that way?
Austria is standing on the fence pretending to be a peace loving war hating....Psam???? Have a care Austria Turkey is cutting the wire were you stand just waiting to clean your deck when you fall. One can't be indecisive during WAR.
Italy you sweet thang you. Watch our France sometimes the sweetest things turn sour.
With love
Mr X
Mister X.
I find these slanderous comments harmful and destructive. I know you are trying in the worst possible way to provoke an outburst but we will not say anything except that we deny that we are "cutting the wire." What does that mean?
At least have the courage to reveal who you serve.
Anatolia of Turkey
Our spies report that it is France who is Mr. X.
Spaghetti, pizza, red wine, and languages of love. These are the finer things in life. Vodka, lederhosen, vegetables steamed until they're mush, berets, borscht, marching music, and Turkish sludge-coffee. These are the things you can have if you're not lucky enough to have Italian culture in you.
You choose. Mr. X will most assuredly pick the red wine. I am sure you will be happy to have Italy perform an opera or two in your capital city.
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