I have conducted my first interview with the Great Country of Italy...... enjoy.
The Italian medallion prefers to holiday in Paris, and will be there relaxing and enjoying a glass of cabernet sauvignon soon enough.
We, the royal family of the nation of Italy, have killed nobody during our proud reign. The vatican uses murderous force to pursue their oppressive regime, but we maintain an arms length relationship with them and are engaged in a long-term struggle to stop them from continuing their mad ploy for power over the masses.
Italians enjoy spaghetti for dinner, with ice cream a couple of hours later to cut the grease. We have also been known to enjoy a menu recommendation from our neighbours: Wiener Schnitzel with roast potatoes.
German beer is currently enjoying a surge in popularity all over Italy, although our native wineries have always produced the finest nectar of the grapes raised in the sunshine that floods our land, and it is always well loved nationwide.
Italians love the sport of love, and we love frequently, and thoroughly. This has been shown to increase health and longevity, as well as the happiness and contentment that comes with a life well lived.
Other comments? Verdi, Puccini, Bellini, Gabrielli, Bononcini, Rossini, need I say more? Okay fine, Donizetti, Dallapiccola but who's counting?
The slogan of the Italians is a riddle. How many gears on an Italian tank? Four, in reverse, and one forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
We thank you for this opportunity to give Europe a small taste of the beauty of the land that soaks up the life of the Mediterranean and blends it with semi-tropical sunshine to become the luscious fruit of the Earth.
We, the royal family of the nation of Italy, have killed nobody during our proud reign. The vatican uses murderous force to pursue their oppressive regime, but we maintain an arms length relationship with them and are engaged in a long-term struggle to stop them from continuing their mad ploy for power over the masses.
Italians enjoy spaghetti for dinner, with ice cream a couple of hours later to cut the grease. We have also been known to enjoy a menu recommendation from our neighbours: Wiener Schnitzel with roast potatoes.
German beer is currently enjoying a surge in popularity all over Italy, although our native wineries have always produced the finest nectar of the grapes raised in the sunshine that floods our land, and it is always well loved nationwide.
Italians love the sport of love, and we love frequently, and thoroughly. This has been shown to increase health and longevity, as well as the happiness and contentment that comes with a life well lived.
Other comments? Verdi, Puccini, Bellini, Gabrielli, Bononcini, Rossini, need I say more? Okay fine, Donizetti, Dallapiccola but who's counting?
The slogan of the Italians is a riddle. How many gears on an Italian tank? Four, in reverse, and one forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
We thank you for this opportunity to give Europe a small taste of the beauty of the land that soaks up the life of the Mediterranean and blends it with semi-tropical sunshine to become the luscious fruit of the Earth.
........... and now,
Don't forget moves are due today. Two countries have already submitted their moves early.
Thank you. Good Day
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