Well I must say, that the honourable Chairman of Diplomacy Central is on a short break and has been since Sunday. It should be noted that he did the final moves from abroad and had to trust his underlings to complete on time. I really feel that we did a great job on his behalf. Has he thanked us? No he hasn't. Has he said anything complementary? No he hasn't. Has he contacted us at all since Sundays moves were completed. NO HE HASN'T! I have made some slight alterations to the page on his behalf. Please do not blame me for the professionalism or the lack of colourful commentary. He should know that we will always keep the pages turning here and that he need not worry about the state of the diplomacy house while he is absent. I have been relegated to the janitor's room and have been cleaning up here since the unfortunate departure of my former boss. Nobody appreciates me, or thanks me. I will then do as I please when the master leaves.
yours truly,
Herbert Rumsfels
older brother of the former chairman
now the janitor.
PS. four and twenty blackbirds jumped into the bulgarians pie.
Monday, 30 April 2007
His honour, Franz Ferdinand is on a break
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5 comments:
A leader must know when to employ stealth and ingenuity.
It has come to my attention that Italy still coverts Spain and Portugal and is willing to go to any means necessary to get it.
The Arch Duke seems to have developed a taste for power and is demanding more and more from those around him. Beware Rumania
With love
Mr x
Mr X and Mr Y, (and the other Mr X)
We know who you are, but we don't know how to find you yet. You should be worried. The Italians and the English have agents on your tails, and the Russians have prisons where life would not be happy. Take my advice. Go into hiding. Leave the civilized world alone.
Mrs Z
Mrs Z,
Go jump in a Dead Sea. You don't scare me. I have diplomatic immunity across Europe. Germany is going down. The British and French will take them. England will take Russia, France will take Italy. Turkey and Austria-Hungary will be so busy fighting with each other that they'll both end up getting torn to pieces by the French and English.
Respect the power.
Mr Y
When emotions become involved mistakes are made.
Children, children there is no place for emotions in our line of business and both the above statements are a seething cesspit of the very substance that causes mistakes.
Mrs Z do tell me one thing that is civilized about war and I will gladly depart.
Mr Y bold statements may glorify you now but little truth will leave your fans deflated. Word has it France is to expect a crushing defeat. Some allies just can't be relied upon.
With love
Mr X
Public announcement for those who wish to know:
The identities of the weaklings who are attempting to rile up this game without having the guts to say who they are should be revealed to you. It is only fair.
The first entry in this tyrade, allegedly by "Mr x with love" is actually the notoriously devious bench.
The second entry is the queen of england herself, Mrs Sh Ta
The third entry, signed "Mr Y", was written by the sorely misguided ceciers, who we have determined to be the kaiser of either Germany or Austria-Hungary, or less likely the czar of Russia.
The final entry, also written as "Mr X", although written by a different imposter than even the fiend who started the X-Factor, was written by the most nefarious character of all, Mr George W. Bush. Psam, you might like to go on strike from playing this game to protest the presence of this man.
We regret that we cannot reveal ourselves for fear of being pursued by the above mentioned villains, rascals, and numbskulls.
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